Tuesday, October 5, 2010

Christine O'Donnell- "I Am Not A Witch"; (But Can She Float?)



Flash!

Hot off the presses and into cyber space.....


Delaware Republican Senatorial candidate Christine O'Donnell has told the world....

"I am NOT a witch!

But through our very thorough search of YouTube (so it must be true) we found this O'Donnell ad with proof of the contrary.



I dunno. Maybe it's a Halloween thing. Anyway, it's back to YouTube. Here's a tried and true method to determine if Ms. O'Donnell is, indeed, a witch.....courtesy of Monty Python and the Holy Grail.



If she can float.....she must be made of wood. And if she's made of wood....she can float like a duck. And if she weighs more than a duck.....

One more question.....is she responsible for turning this guy into a......


And he never got better?

No comments:

Post a Comment